Zoom.

I’m driving home tonight, giddy at the thought of seeing the exciting modifications and alterations to the color scheme of my house that tianna and her (our) friends conducted during the long cold afternoon during this first day of a hectic busy work week. Working late to 5:30 for a meeting, didnt roll out till after 6. My stomach still full and slightly nauseated at the large meal plus amazing chocolate volcano awesomeness i forced down my gullet, I sped up the Salem Church Road.. past the old church we used to hide in the graveyard in on Mischeif Night, hoping to scare someone, or be scared ourselves… past the entrance to my parents neighborhood, the neighborhood of my youth, of my teenage years where I became the man I am now…. past the new firehouse built on the rig….. Nope. I see the car sitting on the side of the road in the night.. A dark silohette hiding amongst the trees and other debris of the road… almost mistaken for a abandoned or parked vehicle… but no. I recognize that outline.. the spikes from the top like horns of some beast as it’s eyes light up following my presence.. I see it’s occupant, faintly shown from the glow of his computer screen within.. his high conical hat marking him like some modern pilgrim or quaker from amish land… If only he was amish.. if only his horse and buggy had stayed on the side of the road like so many times i remember driving home late from hot and sweaty musical events of my youth… The creature lurches out of the dark.. the demonic light streaming from his gaping maw like a monster hell bent on my capture.. I know I am done for. Nothing to do but to haul my vessel over to the nearest shore and await it’s pounce.. it gets closer. the fire from it’s eyes burning as I glance to my  rear-view… It’s steps from car.. I feel it’s approach.. and then…

FUCK.. I dont have my most recent insurance card… mother fucker.

Oh yeah.. the living room looks bomb.. I’ll put pictures up as soon as we find the camera cord.